We'd put OCD on the naughty list...but if it wasn't, what do you think it would want for Christmas? A mind reader on call 24/7? The power to make you doubt literally everything? Share your OCD's wishlist in the comments—humor welcome.
Enchanced 4k deluxe uncut endless edition of past memories with newly added scenes. 😂
@suckerpunched Hahahaha
Absolute certainty about everything all the time 😂😭
@SpecialK So relatable! Haha
I know this post has good intentions but my first thought was "to ruin every special moment in my life ." :(
@Tealghost My ability to be carefree.
Definitely on top of the list
The ability to make you have gut dropping diarreah within seconds of ruminating
@Peaceful wishes I’ll add that to my list, too!💪
Dear Santa, I would like my owner to never go outside (because germs and bugs and socializing are scary) but also not to stay inside (because what if there are toxins in the paint or the walls and there are so many things that need to be cleaned and fixed to be safe). So really, I would like my owner to find some way to exist neither inside nor outside. Thank you for your consideration in this matter. Sincerely, OCD 🤪
@Hobbit This was amazing. So true.
@MichaelJH lol good to know I’m not alone 😅❤️
Keeping me in my head and with anxiety so I miss the total beauty of this time of year.
Endless supply of invisible N95 masks, so you have protection from germs AND don’t have to worry about others judging you
@Anonymous Such a good idea, thanks! I’ll add that to my list, too!💪
Soap, soap, and more soap 🧼
@AnimaLover19 REAL LOL
@AnimaLover19 This is SO real. lol
To be a mind reader and have certainty of the future
@Secretidentity Yup!
A time machine so I can recheck every moment from 20 years ago
@Rsf Thissss omg my ocd would love this lol
OCD doesn’t need a Christmas List…it already has everything it ever wanted….CONTROL over my life
@Scarlet5 Soooo true
To rob me of joy and contentment
To have perfect knowledge of everything, including the future.
@that guy over there Oh, I thought OCD aLrEaDy KnOwS tHe FuTuRe🤡🤡🤪😜
To ruin my life To make me stressed and anxious 24/7 oh and also to ruin my life
@jj5788 Good one (the first), that’s what’s missing to my list!
Oh that was it exactly. I dont need to comment here now. You already said it perfectly.
My OCD’s Christmas list would be this: My wish for Michael this Christmas, is for him to be so stricken by doubt:) It gives such great soil for him to compulsively ruminate! Life was so much better when he didn’t listen to his psychologist, family, do his ERP HW or take his medication 😭
@MichaelJH Haha my OCD feels the same way 😏
A megaphone or one man band getup so it’s even harder to ignore it.
A crystal ball Never ending “checking” A genie in a bottle
Probably for me to be perfect in every aspect in life and know what's good and not good that's what
“Predictions.”
Keep the painful memories of last Christmas coming non stop so this Christmas will be worse.
Ruin any chance of tru happiness
To put me in maximum prison ✌️🤪
Being able to know with 100% certainty what others ACTUALLY think of me and their intentions with me
"Make sure I did everything perfectly"
Dear Santa, I want him to think he’s gay, wants to murder a loved one when he grabs a knife or pan, or has some sort of terminal illness. Especially when it’s time to eat or do the gift exchange. He’s restarting therapy as well so let’s try to convince him he doesn’t even have OCD! Sincerely, OCD
@Sethro1421 Ouf the last one resonates with me! 😅
1. Time Machine 2. Total Certainty 3. The ability to resolve every issue that comes across my mind.
For contamination thoughts to not ruin my life
Hours of my time spent ruminating and avoiding everything
My OCD? A personal doctor that follows me around like my shadow, a personal MRI, CT, and Ultrasound machine to use at my disposal.
Lots of sympathetic and morally gray characters who do some really messed up things 😀
It would want me to do all the crimes and gross things it shows me I could do and then go to jail. It would want me to be punished severely for something I didn't do.
Live my life, not my compulsions, past, or worrisome future
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