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"The Mistakeless Man Tries to Become Mistakeful" A man of great historical significance… who became the first human incapable of making a mistake… who didn't know how to make mistakes... who literally had no experience making mistakes… who transformed the concept of perfection into a reality… his name was Mr. Maguire. Can you imagine what Mr. Maguire’s life was like? Can you imagine what his relationship was like with others in the community? Can you imagine how a therapist would react to someone like Maguire? How was his life? He loved his life. He had never experienced a negative emotion in his life. He had never faced adversity. He had never made a mistake for god’s sake! How was his relationship in his community? People had a love-hate relationship with Maguire. People who loved Maguire would do deeds for him to increase his success because they admired him. Conversely, people who hated Maguire would try to trap him to commit a mistake and mock him because they felt jealous and couldn’t relate to him as a human being who was too perfect! But he was certainly loved by the U.S. government! Even the U.S. Treasury department mailed cash checks with Mr. Maguire’s name written on them! Oh… he loved it! If that wasn’t good enough, the government also exempted Mr. Maguire from paying any income taxes whatsoever! As a result of these generous monetary benefits, he often complained about having too much money in his checking account! He literally had too much money! So then he had to push money out of his checking account all the time or else it would become over clogged with money! Eventually he had someone do the job for him because Mr. Maguire knew that he himself was simply too good to deal with that kind of problem! “What a good problem to have!” Angry people shouted with jealousy. People who hated Maguire would criticize him harshly, but they learned how challenging it is to find something to criticize Maguire on! How can you seriously criticize someone who is literally perfect? These hating people were furious! They really hated Mr. Maguire because they were jealous and could not relate to him as a human being! They had zero empathy for someone like Maguire. Zero empathy! They tried to force him to make a mistake. But how can you force someone to make a mistake? Should it be done on accident or on purpose? People were so confused about this. Their goal was to get him to commit a mistake for the first time in his life! That’s it! That is all their goal was! Then if that goal were achieved, they would mock him, embarrass him, and call it a day. It would become a famous celebratory holiday that recurred annually. But were they successful? Did Maguire actually end up making a mistake for the first time? Did he ever experience a negative emotion in his life? Was perfection really sustainable? How would his relationship with his community change if he did become mistakeful? What about the relationships with those who admired his perfection? What about the people who hated Maguire for being too perfect? Did they like him now or continue their hatred and abandon him? How would Maguire himself feel about experiencing a negative emotion or committing a mistake for the first time? What happened to Mr. Maguire? Chapter 2: "Mr. Maguire seeks therapy" Yes, you read that correctly, Mr. Maguire actually seeks therapy! If there is anything that makes the least sense, it would be a perfect human seeking therapy. A perfect human does not belong in a therapeutic setting! But, there arrived a time in Maguire’s perfect life, when the time was perfect, when he gently realized that he may be too perfect. He felt inspired to make a mistake and relate to others who do make mistakes. A direct quote from Mr. Maguire, “I feel truly inspired to gain problems.” Maguire wasn’t upset about it at all! Instead he was experiencing curiosity and inspiration. He wanted to consult a therapist to learn more. He wanted to learn about mistakes and problems. He wanted to learn how to make a mistake and gain problems! He was the first person on earth to attend therapy to gain problems! How did his first therapy session go? How did the remaining sessions go? What was the therapeutic approach used? Was it successful? But before we learn the answer to those questions, let’s first go back to the day Maguire felt inspired to attend therapy. Let’s find out what happened that day that inspired Maguire. How was his day that day? Mr. Maguire woke up at his desired time at 7:00 AM without an alarm clock. It was an inspirational morning for Mr. Maguire when he grabbed his journal to start recording his thoughts. “I feel well rested as always, but what does it mean when society says they feel tired? Society seems to assign a label that is bad for feeling tired, they say you don’t want to experience anything like it… strange.” Then Mr. Maguire, with a profoundly confused look on his face, gently puts his journal back inside his drawl and lays it to rest....