What did ocd convinced you of? Let’s laugh at ourselves, I’ll go first I’m a zoophile and occasionally heterosexual. I also happen to be an atheist.

My OCD had once convinced me that I was pregnant, though I've just had my period then. If it was to be the truth, I would have a 1 year old baby rn. My OCD also tells me that I forced myself to get into the relationship without wanting to and now I'm with a person I don't want to be with lol.

I’m a lesbian in denial who is also six months pregnant and only in a relationship because I like my partners attention. Oh and when I finally complete my life long wish of going to Paris I’m going to discover I’m a lesbian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That if I dont check the road in the mirror or drive around to check everything then I cant go home, the police will show up because what if i caused an accident I gotta remember every interaction that I ever had with anyone I had a crush on, or who had a crush on me or dated. Ended up making a list of 30 people since I was 12 all the way until 25. Had to mentally check it I was ever offensive or inappropriate. I fight the urge to message them and ask.. i already have and its embarassing to do this lol - what if I behaved badly with someone obsession Last year I had to remember everyone I ever met in my life or they would get stuck behind a door and die I have real event ocd about something I did when I was 12-13, that turned into false memories where I thought what if my memory is faulty and I committed a serious crime.. for 7 months I'd ask people, go through old photos, chats, memories.. write evidences to prove/disprove things.. rationalize it. I no longer have this problem.. i know i didnt do anything that bad, just childish stupid things I also have to check conversations, emails and memories.. what if I say something inappropriate especially to my female friends.. this one is big and time consuming Most of my themes are almost entirely gone now. I currently just face real event ocd, small mistakes from childhood or teen years are blown out of proportion and I constantly feel guilty for everything

I’m a murderous pedophile who traumatizes children with her gaze and I’m deeply perverted

I’m a lesbian in denial and at one point I really wanted to be a man 🥲 lol oh and I secretly am just using my boyfriend of 5 years because I can’t admit I’m a lesbian 👍😂 I hate it here lmao

I’ll die if I pick out the wrong cereal at the grocery store. Weird way to go, but okay...🙄😂

A funny one I have sometimes is when I sit on the toilet I'll have a mini freak out because maybe the bathroom is an illusion and I'm peeing in a chair in front of people I can't see 😂😂

I’ve never commented on this app before, but I felt compelled to after reading this thread. I’ve struggled with different forms of OCD since I was a kid, sexual orientation and disease being two of the big ones I’ve worked through in the past. I’m now really struggling with POCD, which makes my life hell some days. I’ve never sought professional help for my OCD and I’ve dealt with it long enough to recognize what’s real and what’s not, but I still get so frustrated with it sometimes. So to be able to laugh out loud at this thread and find the humor in our situations is so helpful, especially after a difficult day. It means a lot to me to realize there are other people out there dealing with the same things I am. So thank you all for that, and for being able to find humor in something that is so often anything but funny.

Everything we do is a partial sin.

i’m going to stab myself with my work scissors while i sit here in front of a class of my students 😂

That I’m an imposter in my own body. One of many oddities I have now 😂

My contamination OCD tells me that if I dont wash my shopping bags even for 1 time, I get corona virus and spread it among other people too

That I was going to be drafted into war... even though there hasn’t been a draft in decades and no major pressing war needs more soldiers. Struggled with that one for a longggg time.

Cannibal, psychopath, satanist, organ dealer, rapist, atheist, a nazi , terrorist and the list goes on...

I’m the talk of the town and people are buying pitchforks to oust and harm me as we speak because I’m so despised. I’m also a part time pedo when my mind/body decides I am and dabble in orgies with old women and men!

OCD - what a loser!

I'm a bisexual, but also lesbian that occasionally obsesses over the fact that I am a man. Oh, that I was also possessed with an evil spirit for being in denial. And that all of my friends hate me. Also that I'm a pedophile for getting some groinials around kids.