A convo with my ocd today:

OCD: Remember that weird thing you did as a kid? Me: Yes OCD: Why did you do that? Me: Not sure. OCD: How would your family feel if they knew about it? Me: Not sure, but it’s not important. OCD: It’s a big deal. Me: It’s a big deal to you. OCD: You need to confess for your perversion. Me: Okay, I’ll do that. I’m going to make a coffee first, then I’ll ring up my family on a group call and explain that I—- OCD: Well, hold on, I’m not sure if that makes sense now. Me: *sips coffee*